Konx Ompax - Блогът на Христо Радичев

Всички имаме определени служебни задължения, но рядко си даваме сметка колко време ни отнемат те. От следващата седмица с колегите въвеждаме нови кодове за отчитане резултатите от ежедневната дейност в работата - за т.нар. “time sheets”. Кодовете показват колко време отделяме за обичайни задължения в офиса. За съжаление са на английски, но ще свикнем и с тях.

Те са:

Код / Обяснение

UMT Useless Meeting

TSK Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting

WFB Waiting for Break

WFL Waiting for Lunch

WED Waiting for End of Day

VAC Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker

VAN Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker While Coworker is Not Present

CIC Covering for Incompetence of Coworker Friend

TEL Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Not Interested in Learning

TES Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Stupid

TEH Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Hates You

BSK Buying Snack

FOS Filling Out time sheets

WSH Waiting for Something to Happen

SYS Scratching Yourself

SLP Sleeping

FBD Feeling Bored

FHY Feeling Horny

CLJ Complaining About Lousy Job

CLP Complaining About Low Pay

CLH Complaining About Long Hours

CCW Complaining About Coworker (See Codes #5322 & #5323)

CAB Complaining About Boss

CPP Complaining About Personal Problems

MUC Miscellaneous Unproductive Complaining

NAP Not Actually Present At Job

EHF Suffering From Eight-Hour Flu

ORD Ordering Out

FDA Waiting for Food Delivery to Arrive

WDF Taking It Easy While Digesting Food

CRP Using Company Resources for Personal Profit

SCG Stealing Company Goods

ADG Making Excuses After Accidentally Destroying Company Goods

LDP Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls

LSG Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls to Sell Stolen Company Goods

HFB Hiding from Boss

GOS Gossip

PSE Planning a Social Event (e.g. vacation, wedding, etc.)

FSY Feeling Sorry For Yourself

URM Updating Resume

FRA Faxing Resume to Another Employer/Headhunter

OOI Out of Office on Interview

PBW Pretending to Work While Boss Is Watching

PEJ Pretending to Enjoy Your Job

PEC Pretending You Like Coworker

PLJ Pretending You Like Important People When in Reality They are Jerks

MUF Miscellaneous Unproductive Fantasizing

PPN Playing Pranks on the New Guy/Girl

RYB Running your own Business on Company Time